Monday, 13 January 2014

Happy new year! How's the diet going?

So you've decided to give up the beer or detox for January and you're feeling pretty smug about it? You're bragging on Twitter about how many days it's been since you had a drink and moaning to your colleagues about how much you miss chocolate biscuits and coffee.

What did you do this evening? Did you sit on the sofa watching TV with a glass of water and a dry Ryvita®?

Well I took one of these.

Put some of these on it.

Went out here. In the rain and the dark.

Got covered in this.

And loved every minute of it.

And what did I have for lunch today? Fish finger sandwich & chips and a pint of beer. I've just put a pizza in and I might even have a whisky!

So excuse me if I'm feeling a little smug right now.